i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize