If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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