Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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