I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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