i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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