did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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