Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
as a side note pls kill me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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