i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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