have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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