I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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