This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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