I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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