Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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