I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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