Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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