Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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