Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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