3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I have fence marks all over my body
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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