with your own penis?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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