and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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