booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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