Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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