I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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