A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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