Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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