one might say we're banned from that church
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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