she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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