It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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