4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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