I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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