Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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