Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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