so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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