Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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