belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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