Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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