You're so nebulous sometimes
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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