My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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