i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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