Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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