But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Randomize
