you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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