Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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