Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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