i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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