is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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