didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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