did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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