She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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