Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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