Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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