Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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