You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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